Being the ultimate prankster is tough during a pandemic. You can’t see many people so it’s incredibly difficult to perform pranks and make people laugh. However, because we can’t see our dearest family and friends, sending them a joke via the postal service is a great way to get a laugh out of them. Here are 3 things you can pop in the post to make your friends laugh out loud. Don’t forget, you could even think of your own ideas too.
Poop
Have you ever wanted to send a gross gift in the post? Something that makes your recipient laugh but cry at the same time? Well… Send a piece of shit in a box! Yes, you read that right! Send an actual piece of poo straight to their front door. To be even funnier, send it to their work address! Their colleagues would certainly find that prank funny. You could even send this gift to someone you really hate too, after all, it’s not too pleasant, is it? Unfortunately, no, this is not human feces. Although that would be great, perhaps it would be a step too far. Well, I guess it depends on your recipient really, but still, maybe not. Your poopy package will contain animal remnants instead. Thankfully, you can choose your animal though. From pig poop, cowpat, or even soggy horse manure, you can send various poops in the post. Just imagine the face on your recipient when they open this dreaded package, it’ll be a picture for sure! It would be even funnier if they had a dog and they managed to get a hold of the box and rip it up. The pranking possibilities with this package are totally endless and incredibly funny for the sender.
Glitter
One of the most annoying pranks must be a glitter bomb. Concealed in an ordinary envelope, once opened, glitter goes everywhere, and we all know how hard it is to clean up glitter. This prank is great for children because they’ll certainly find it funny but if you want to annoy their parents, this is a great way to do that. When sending a glitter bomb in the post, you can send any type of glitter you like. Chunky, fine, neon or white, it’s really your choice. It’s probably best to send whatever you think will be harder to clear up, making the prank an ultimate success!
Vegetables
One of the latest crazes is sending vegetables via the post. You can send nearly any vegetable you like but potatoes and aubergine are by far the most popular. You can send any message you like on the vegetable you choose. So, you could send a heartfelt message, a funny joke or any other comment you can think of. Jokes, of course, will be the funniest thing to have written on your vegetable. Plus, imagine the surprise on your recipients face when they pull out an oddly shaped aubergine with an unusual message on it. Now that is a funny prank. If you can’t find any prank sites to send your favourite vegetable, it would be pretty easy to send your own veg! Perhaps it would be best not to tell the person at the post office though, it may be a little awkward…
All of the pranks above are so unique and something most people have never received. So, if you consider yourself to be the ultimate funny guy and prankster, this may just be the best way to keep that title. You can even do it from the comfort of your own home. Plus, you can send these pranks to anyone you like, it doesn’t have to be a friend. It could even be someone you don’t like, like an old boss, ex-partner, or even a past neighbor. Happy pranking!
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